One day when I was biting into a delicious buffalo wing, I thought to myself… ‘buffaloes don’t have wings, what part am I eating?’ Then I told myself ‘its better I don’t know.’ Then I told myself, quite condescendingly…’I was just curious.’ At this point much of the restaurant was staring at me, so I got up and left…without paying. I guess the morale of the story is crazy people eat free.
